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New Pylon Camera Can Now Detect When Players Are Lying About Breaking the Plane

Staff Reports · · 1 min read

Photo: Close-up of an orange end zone pylon with a tiny camera lens

League officials unveiled an upgraded pylon camera Tuesday that, in addition to capturing the goal line, can now detect when a player is lying about having broken the plane.

“If a running back gets up signaling touchdown while knowing full well he was down at the half-yard line, the pylon will flash red,” said a league spokesperson. “It also sends a short, disappointed text to his mother.”

In early testing, the camera flagged 97 percent of touchdown celebrations as “technically dishonest.”

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