The PylonThe Pylon is a satirical sports news site. All stories are fictional. Any resemblance to your team is your team’s fault.https://readthepylon.com/Unlikely McConnell-Biden Ticket Seeks To Add Life To Packershttps://readthepylon.com/nfl/mcconnell-biden-packers/https://readthepylon.com/nfl/mcconnell-biden-packers/Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:05:00 GMTnflPackersCoachingKicker Who Missed Game-Winner Assures Teammates Ball Was ‘Mentally Good’https://readthepylon.com/nfl/kicker-mentally-good/https://readthepylon.com/nfl/kicker-mentally-good/“In my heart, that went through,” says the special teams veteran, who has since been released.Thu, 22 Oct 2026 14:00:00 GMTnflKickersSpecial TeamsLocker RoomReport: 94% of Fantasy Advice Just Guy Saying ‘Start Your Studs’ With Increasing Confidencehttps://readthepylon.com/fantasy/fantasy-start-your-studs/https://readthepylon.com/fantasy/fantasy-start-your-studs/Researchers found the remaining 6% was the same guy saying “trust the process.”Thu, 22 Oct 2026 12:30:00 GMTfantasyFantasy FootballExpertsTeam Announces Rebuilding Year for 11th Consecutive Yearhttps://readthepylon.com/nfl/rebuilding-year-eleven/https://readthepylon.com/nfl/rebuilding-year-eleven/“We like where we’re headed,” says general manager of where they have been since 2016.Thu, 22 Oct 2026 10:00:00 GMTnflFront OfficeNew Pylon Camera Can Now Detect When Players Are Lying About Breaking the Planehttps://readthepylon.com/nfl/pylon-camera-lie-detector/https://readthepylon.com/nfl/pylon-camera-lie-detector/Wed, 21 Oct 2026 22:00:00 GMTnflReplayTechnologyArea Dad Who Played One Season of JV Football Has Concerns About Offensive Line Playhttps://readthepylon.com/college/jv-dad-offensive-line/https://readthepylon.com/college/jv-dad-offensive-line/Wed, 21 Oct 2026 18:00:00 GMTcollegeFansDadsCoach Promises to ‘Look at the Tape,’ Then Stares at Roll of Athletic Tape for Three Hourshttps://readthepylon.com/nfl/coach-look-at-the-tape/https://readthepylon.com/nfl/coach-look-at-the-tape/Wed, 21 Oct 2026 15:00:00 GMTnflCoachesPress ConferencesSources: Sources Unsure What They Are Sources Forhttps://readthepylon.com/nba/sources-unsure/https://readthepylon.com/nba/sources-unsure/Wed, 21 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMTnbaMediaInsidersCommissioner Proposes 22-Game Season, Calls Player Safety ‘Top Priority After the Other Ones’https://readthepylon.com/nfl/commissioner-22-games/https://readthepylon.com/nfl/commissioner-22-games/Tue, 20 Oct 2026 20:00:00 GMTnflLeague OfficePlayer SafetyPitcher Takes 41 Seconds Between Pitches to Adjust Everything He Ownshttps://readthepylon.com/mlb/pitcher-41-seconds/https://readthepylon.com/mlb/pitcher-41-seconds/Tue, 20 Oct 2026 17:00:00 GMTmlbPace of PlayFan Who Paid $480 for Seat Spends Entire Game Watching It on His Phonehttps://readthepylon.com/nhl/fan-480-seat-phone/https://readthepylon.com/nhl/fan-480-seat-phone/Tue, 20 Oct 2026 13:00:00 GMTnhlFansTicketsUniversity Unveils $90 Million Football Facility, Library Now Open Tuesdayshttps://readthepylon.com/college/football-facility-library/https://readthepylon.com/college/football-facility-library/Mon, 19 Oct 2026 19:00:00 GMTcollegeCollege FootballUniversitiesMan Shoots Career Best 112https://readthepylon.com/golf/career-best-112/https://readthepylon.com/golf/career-best-112/“I’m in the zone,” says golfer, moments before hitting a cart.Mon, 19 Oct 2026 15:00:00 GMTgolfAmateurs