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Sources: Sources Unsure What They Are Sources For

Staff Reports · · 1 min read

Photo: Man on phone in a parking garage, looking confused

According to multiple sources familiar with the situation, several sources are now unsure what, exactly, they are sources for.

“I get a call, I say ‘yeah, that tracks,’ and then it’s on my phone as breaking news,” said one source who requested anonymity because he did not know what he was authorized to discuss. “I’m a dentist.”

The report has been confirmed by sources.

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